realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via theother-worldlyninja)
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
(via aperfectlystraightline)
i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
(via bixy)
(via ca-libre)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(via an-chors)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via avoidthevernacular)
